Tom Ackert tries to attend daily Mass as often as possible. However, contrary to common belief, he's not actually a seminarian. The bombshell news broke on Tuesday morning when Ackert was seen hugging his girlfriend of five months during the kiss of peace. "I don't know why they were all so surprised to find out that I have a girlfriend," said Ackert. "Agnes Olson literally asks me every day if I'm a seminarian and I tell her no. Every day!" he continued. For the first time in the last three decades, Agnes had no comment.