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September 26, 2017

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September 26, 2017

A large contingent of parishioners at St. Joseph's Catholic Church in rural Iowa have formally called out their pastor, Fr. Dave Goodson, with a filial letter of correction.  A total of sixty-two parishioners signed the formal letter last Friday. What was the reason for this correction? “We've finally had enough,” said parishioner, Mary Dov...

August 22, 2017

Some historians now believe that one of the Apostles was blinded by the refulgent light of Christ during the transfiguration due to faulty glasses. Drew Jacobs of the Society of Historians Informed by Technology thinks that it was most likely St. Peter who was blinded by the light. "Let's face it, Peter was not too aware of what was really...

July 27, 2017

Are you Catholic AF? You might want to check out Christina Ruiz's new t-shirt company, Woke Catholic, based in San Antonio, Texas. Ruiz said that she never thought about starting her own company, but this opportunity was too good to pass up. "Whenever I spent time with my grandkids, they would use the strangest words in their speech like l...

July 24, 2017

Barbara Grant, who works at St. Patrick Church in Redmond, Kentucky, is worried about editing the parish bulletin now that Microsoft Paint is being discontinued. "I got really good at using Paint to edit our parish bulletin, but now I just don't know what to do," said Grant. "I just can't keep up with all this new technology....

July 13, 2017

In the biggest trade deal of the summer, the Diocese of Duluth, Minnesota is sending Fr. Mike Schmitz to the Diocese of Joliet, Illinois in exchange for three transitional deacons. "We're really just trying to increase the amount of young talent for the diocese," said Lenore Yates, a representative of the Duluth Diocese. "Joliet...

July 8, 2017

Chad Hastings has been driving to and from work in his 2006 PT Cruiser for over a decade now. Chad is Catholic, so naturally he has a rosary dangling from his rear view mirror. "If you're Catholic, it's what you do," said Hastings. "You hang a rosary from your mirror." While the rosary has been there ever since his mothe...

July 5, 2017

Chants the Rapper, a Franciscan monk from Chicago, was asked to perform three of his songs for the popular concert series. All three songs are from his new album, "Color by Number." Because he has taken a vow of poverty, all of his music is public domain and available to stream on any of the major music services. "It seemed pretty co...

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That moment when you try to merge into the general communion line after receiving the precious blood. Maybe people should have turn signals just like cars?

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